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hiccup "not ALL dragons" h. haddock. ([personal profile] allthreefourths) wrote in [community profile] repeter 2017-04-17 05:38 am (UTC)

I. WATER YOU DOING.
[ life is hard when you're always prepared but never prepared. so, yeah, he's the sucker who's stuck underneath a vendor trying to seem somewhat interested in... everything, while he waits out the rain and vaguely considers how worth it it would be to run out and wet his books to save him from his own terrible acting.

mostly because he feels bad just dawdling around with the storeowner looking at him like that, but. you know.

rain is wet. and the gossip on this magazine cover is So Legit-- ]


Wow. Wow, that's amazing. [ gesturing at the magazine ] Do you see this? They found uh... [ squinting at the text ] ...Alien skulls. Wow.

[ please save him ]

II. AMEOWZING.
[ so maybe you've left a couple of flowers you were planning to use for a flower crown down. maybe you left the whole crown on the empty space beside you on that bench/grass/whatever you were sitting on. hell, maybe you were enjoying a nice sandwich or... whatever you like to eat.

either way, you get distracted for a moment. you look away. and when you look back? there is now a black cat, munching away on whatever you had.

there is also the supposed (?) owner kind of bustling into the scene, somewhat winded and very much sheepish, his hands on his knees as he bends over to catch his breath. ]


Tttthat's, phew-- [ give him a second ] --That is... Replaceable. I can replace that.

[ looking at the cat now, brow furrowed. ]

Thor, will you-- [ slightly more hushed, as if this consultation will somehow get his beloved feline to Release The Snacks: ] Do you see the situation we're in right now?

BONUS. STOP BUGGING ME.
Part of me wants to ask about tips on moving into the ocean so I can avoid all the bugs that are somehow both ten times cooler while being simultaneously more terrifying, but the better question is probably "has anyone figured out how to turn these facts off yet?" so... There it is. That's what I'm asking.

Don't get me wrong. Termites, 7000 eggs, great. Just, you know, a little choice is nice? Is there a secret codeword I need to text somewhere here?

Note to self: remember this when installing random things that pop up in the future.


WILDCARD.
[ hit me up with any prompt you can think of, if you like! and if you want to hash out any additional au stuff, just pm me here or hit me up at [plurk.com profile] trinities. ]

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