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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
originallutece: ie fucking obnoxious as hell (talk; carries herself like a queen)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHE'S NOT GOING TO SAY THANK YOU, for all the good it does her in face of that smirk. Rosalind tips her head back, and say this for being raised by Old Money: it enables you to strut arrogantly no matter what situation you're in.]

And your price for such generosity?

[Though she's certain to ask that once she's under the umbrella, because she's arrogant but not to the point of impracticality.]
prometheanflame: (listening/neutral)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-17 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[No. No no no. He is ruined. He will never recover from the shame of today's wardrobe and his poor attempt at hiding. This is the worst day in his life.

And it's only going to get worse if he keeps standing here. Maybe he should just run away. If only Rosalind wasn't so close that she'd catch up quickly.

Sigh. He stands up straight and steps out.]


...Professor Lutece. What a surprise to run into you. [Everything is fine, nothing out of the ordinary.]
outpunch: (really)

[personal profile] outpunch 2017-04-17 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me that because of an economic crisis fallen angels aren't getting paid for...whatever fallen angels do.

[He doesn't want to fund this net, dammit! But does he have a choice at this point?]

Oh-so-brave? Try harder next time, Tsushima, this sucked hard.

[He turns on his feet and it seems like he's ready to leave—]

Hey, what are you waiting for? An invitation? I'm gonna regret it, but I have some cash.
aegist: (WELP ⚡ now you gotta die)

[personal profile] aegist 2017-04-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm going to reiterate my "how are you alive" question and just assume you're always near death. anyway, welcome to weirdsville?
crushcard: (even if we get pulled around)

iv.b, hello, retrospec

[personal profile] crushcard 2017-04-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh hey, there's a name that he doesn't quite expect to show up on this strange new app that has downloaded itself onto his phone. He's never really pinned Kath down as an avid social media user kind of girl.

Of course, that means Kath will see a text notification pop up in the corner! ]


Did you just download this app too?
daemonized: (21)

[personal profile] daemonized 2017-04-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT'S FINE ARDYN DOESN'T EVEN EXPECT A THANK YOU at this rate. He waits until she's under the umbrella before he gives it a little twirl, and then begins to lead them in the direction of the university. They've a ways to go, and avoiding growing puddles on the sidewalk is going to make this quite the adventure.

Anyone who's ever had to share an umbrella before knows that it's a tricky thing to do, often ending up with each person only being partially covered at best. Ardyn keeps this in mind, making sure that the umbrella tilts mostly in her direction, though the thoughtful gesture is wordless. A few drops (or more than a few) on his shoulder won't be the end of him.

Instead, he responds to her question.]


The self-satisfaction in knowing that I've helped you to campus without you having to catch the flu. I'm a generous soul and require little more than that.
crushcard: (time to fly toward a higher place)

BONUS BC WHY NOT

[personal profile] crushcard 2017-04-17 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
out of curiosity, has anyone actually claimed poisoning for any kind of delinquency, bc your texts are oddly specific
prometheanflame: (what)

Bonus

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-17 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...Is that the app you can't delete?

[The bakery is a popular lunch place for museum workers, and Mohammed stands by the small table with his coffee and sandwich.]
honestea: (pic#11258455)

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-17 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Chief? Oh no, no, it must be a misunderstanding. I'm just selling tea here.

[Even he can see this girl is a bit...quirky, to say the least. But hey, so is he.]

They are. But it doesn't change anything, does it? They're still weapons.

[It's a bit amusing that he got that right. It's a peculiar name, after all. However, Yoshiko sounded so proud while introducing herself.]

It's nice to meet you, Yohane-san. My name is Rantaro Hayashi, but please feel free to call me just Rantaro.
thesettingsun: smile (I heard he's a jerk)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-04-17 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. Does this app have a slogan yet? If not, I'm officially suggesting "the best way to hate phone notifications while you're playing idol games even more".
destage: (SHOCK ♡ Run that one by me again?)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-17 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not like she minds! If anything, two sets of eyes are better than one.]

Good idea! I just hope they don't get offended...I don't know how these people tend to be, but hopefully no one goes on a tirade, you know...?

[...She understands dedicated people going on tirades about what they love, she's done it with music sometimes but she wouldn't like to have that reversed...]
originallutece: (happy; HOW THE TURNTABLES)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Say this for him: he's certainly being generous. Rosalind notices that gesture; after a few feet, she steps in closer towards him. He won't die from a few raindrops on his shoulder, but nor should she be entirely thoughtless in return.]

My, aren't you generous?

[But that's more wry than sulky.]

My knight in shining armor. What are you teaching in an hour, specifically?
flexer: (pic#8209239)

[personal profile] flexer 2017-04-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Close enough but no cigar. ]

'Allowance'. [ Correcting her so she's prepared in the future, it's the most Sousuke can do to help other than walking her two freakin' blocks. ]

Alright, you owe me for this one.

[ FORTUNATELY it'll probably just be like a can of cola because he's easy like that; starting their magnificent journey to the bus stop he's inching the umbrella closer to Anya's side, meaning his shoulder is gonna be drenched by the end of this but that's fine. ]
originallutece: wanna hear a joke you won't get (arrogant; hey booker)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you're paying attention back there.

[Really, she probably ought to object. There's most definitely some idiotic bureaucratic rule that says she needs to kick out any student not technically enrolled. But Mr. Kaiba is non-disruptive, and brilliant, and generally someone interesting to talk to, so she hardly minds.]

Is there a reason you keep attending, or are you just that endeared to my lectures?
flexer: (pic#8209232)

[personal profile] flexer 2017-04-17 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He only takes slight offense, brows furrowing briefly before he relaxes. The words roll right off of his back the moment she takes a bite and he does nothing but shrug his shoulders. ]

Coconut ceviche. Basically marinated fish with coconut.

[ A pause. ]

You only get one.

[ In case she even tries!! ]
daemonized: (75)

[personal profile] daemonized 2017-04-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, it's even easier for them to be covered now! Most would find the close proximity awkward, as well, but Ardyn seems to barely be bothered at all.]

You know what they say; I'm a saint. [No one really says that, Ardyn. Even if they knew that you were secretly somewhat of a bleeding heart, they'd probably still not utter those words.]

I have a Torts lecture today. Or rather, I'm to call on my students and have them prove to me that they've done the reading on Palsgraf v. Long Island Railroad Co. [He hums in amusement.] I hope not to be disappointed.
pragma: ᴘɪxɪᴠ ɪᴅ 908624; ᴅɴs (pic#10217066)

shits and giggles-- i mean just i-b

[personal profile] pragma 2017-04-17 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ takumi may have learned the lesson last week, but not leon. he has an excuse though - it was a late night. he'd slept in, stayed in, and the rain only made the weather perfect for lounging in bed with a latte and his favorite book. it would have been the same today except he had gone out to purchase more books and subsequently got rained on. that's the worst thing that could happen to new books, so leon ducks into the familiar bakery and bringing in plenty of rain water with him.

a drowned cat; that's what he looks like - wiping water out of his face and hair and the first thing he does is inspecting his new purchase to see if it's fine. he'd wrapped them carefully in the plastic bag. there are some droplets that sneaked in, but the damages are minimal.

still, his expression scrunches in displeasure as he walks up to the counter. ]


You don't happen to have a hair dryer here, do you?
honestea: (pic#11259389)

[personal profile] honestea 2017-04-17 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sengoku connects people...even if they don't know it's their era, oops.]

Weird? I'm not sure...I mean, someone could've made a mistake. It's really inconvenient for other people, though. Besides, it's spring. Sometimes the weather becomes unpredictable.

[Speaking of inconveniences, Ran notices that he needs to tilt the umbrella to her side a little in order to make sure Nobu is protected from the rain.]

How was your day, by the way?

[They should arrive at his home soon, so at least they'll have some tea to warm themselves a little.]
originallutece: A+ joke would bark out a laugh again (happy; HAH)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish you the best of luck, but I'd guess . . . well, let's see, law students generally have a bit more of an air of terror about them, so perhaps . . . eighty percent?

[Which is far more than she usually gets, but that's all right. She's perfectly fine with her students not doing the reading; it means they're going to fail when it comes to exams, so who really wins in the end.

. . . no one, actually. But Rosalind, kind of, in a petty way.]


What's the penalty for not reading?
abovethefold: (pic#11293917)

[personal profile] abovethefold 2017-04-17 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Seto's got her number, all right. Of course Kath has a Facebook--doesn't everybody--and she's registered for other forms of social media at the behest of friends around her, but they usually all fall by the wayside quickly... except for perhaps Snapchat. Snapchat can be fun sometimes.

At any rate, she's just as surprised to see Seto's name popping up as he is hers!]


Seto? What are you doing on here?

If by "did you just download this app," you meant "did this app just install itself on your phone without so much as asking for authorization or an acceptance of a Terms of Service agreement," then yes, I suppose I did. Have you ever heard of Retrospec before?
Edited 2017-04-17 20:31 (UTC)
daemonized: (17)

[personal profile] daemonized 2017-04-17 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Eighty percent is fair. But to answer your question... to be completely and utterly humiliated in front of their peers.

[Ardyn says that a bit too flippantly, but anyone who knows him well enough shouldn't find this surprising. There are many things in life which he treats as malleable and without seriousness; teaching his class is not one of these things.]

Is there a more heart-wrenching punishment to be had for a young college student? Ah, watch your step. [-he says, as they near a particularly cumbersome puddle.]
flexer: (Default)

[personal profile] flexer 2017-04-17 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's unfortunate.

[ About the loss of her umbrella. He holds the umbrella out for her to come underneath, eyeing the shopping bag briefly before his eyes land on the cane and accidentally staring for a second longer than he intended. ] I can hold your bag, too, if it'll help.
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If they do, just let me handle it!

[He doesn't seem bothered by that at all. He's even still smiling...??]

Really, some people can be so pushy about things! It's a little silly, ja?
scythegun: (PREPARED ⇝ this was inevitable)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
My, my, if I didn't know better I'd say you were a bit bored today too!

[You are devious, Ferid. He loves it.]

I'll take you up on that offer, though! It certainly does sound interesting!
destage: (UH ♡ I hope he washed his hands)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-17 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"It'll clear up tomorrow", they said. "5% chance of rain", they said...

[Sayaka huffs a bit, puffing her cheeks a bit in annoyance.]

It'd be nice if they were honest. Then we wouldn't have to worry about getting soaked...