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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the worst, isn't it? I can only imagine how dull that's going to be.

[no sugar coating it at all....]

But once it's over with you won't have to think about it again!

[Come on, let's get going toward the history museum!]
sallonsy: <user name=awkward> (03)

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[personal profile] sallonsy 2017-04-17 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Marie doesn't often wander around these parts, but when you're caught in the middle of the rain, you do tend to take the necessary detours. Now equipped with an umbrella in hand, she goes about her own business... until she spots a boy crying. Oh no, she can't take this. It's too sad! (marie no)

With a look of sympathy, she quietly approaches him as she raises her umbrella for him. Come on, get in! ]


What's wrong? You shouldn't be out here in the rain. You'll catch a cold!
overtwohundred: (order)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-04-17 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
not impressed. what else you got
Edited 2017-04-17 18:06 (UTC)
innocentloveholic: (07. as we danced in the night)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THAT WAS HER BEST CROW FACT HOW DARE YOU ]

crows are super smart and hold grudges
seventhprogenitor: (78)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-17 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Truly, Jaeger is one of the few in this family that Ferid can enjoy the company of. Any other relation would have pinched their lips and remarked about how much free time he must have to himself.]

It's something everyone should be well-versed in, in my opinion, though I'd have to turn into an honest business if they were!

[...He'd be kind to Jaeger's arrangement, though, favored people get special treatment.]

Now, what brings you to this wondrous event in the first place? Surely you weren't seeking to start a garden of your own, though I'd recommend it. Bees make for wonderful company.
seventhprogenitor: (74)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[... He's sorely tempted to, still, and he looks at her with a certain amount of consideration before sipping his coffee again.]

Are you hiding from someone besides myself today? Or did you come here to work on the studies you claim you neglect to your friends?
rollin: by me (angry | fuck!!)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm just sick of these fun facts!
i didn't need to know there were worms in our butts!!
make it stop!
overtwohundred: (blood of the guilty)

[personal profile] overtwohundred 2017-04-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NOT. IMPRESSED. ]

fascinating

but still not impressed
scythegun: (CALM ⇝ i'm probably bleeding a lot)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And where's the fun in that, really?

[Is it a joke or is he being serious, the eternal question...

He shakes his head at Ferid's words, though his expression has gone a little more subdued.]


No, no, I'm not here to shop. I merely wanted to see what sort of people this festival brought out! I haven't attended it before, after all.

[That's a fancy way of saying "I was bored" but here we are.]
seventhprogenitor: (82)

[personal profile] seventhprogenitor 2017-04-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I'll join them the next time there's one hanging around, then, instead of simply swatting them with a newspaper. Are there other bugs that hum in certain keys?
lucoaraara: (pic#)

[personal profile] lucoaraara 2017-04-17 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Well that's fine! I shop around quite a lot, you know...you need to keep your tastes diverse if you ever want to really establish your own style.

[She reaches out to take Yoshiko's hand and leads her out of the store, practically full of energy even if her cane means she can't go quite as fast as she'd like to. It looks like her injury never really slowed her down...not mentally, at least.

The store she does bring her to carries a lot of modern clothing that isn't too soft for Yoshiko's tastes...it's just that, once she does take a closer look, everything is hella expensive. Once they're inside she lets go of her hand.
]

Why don't you try here, first?
innocentloveholic: (02. the 21st night of september?)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ grrrrr ]

by super smart i mean theyre basically only second to humans so its only a matter of time! before! they! take over the world!!! all hail our corvid overlords!!!!!!!!
destage: (WHY ♡ Everything was a mistake)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[She can't help but feel bad for Mafuyu when everything seems to be failing all at once. She feels so terrible--they've gone and lost both of their shoes and dignity at this point, and she imagines that the poor girl is feeling humiliated...

But when she extends her hand, Sayaka is...a little taken aback but walks forward, attempting to climb--]


This is my first time climbing one of these--um, do you have any advice I should keep in mind...?
frostedoverland: (❄️ 31)

IIB

[personal profile] frostedoverland 2017-04-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oof!

[He didn't drop any of the flowers, thankfully. But the kid hit pretty hard into his hip, although he was used to being tackled from his years in hockey. He adjusts the pile of flowers and knelt down so he was eye level with the child.]

You okay there, buddy? Where's the rush?

[He chuckled and handed the kid a few flowers]

Want to make a crown?
livingdeadgirl: (frown 2)

lmao and i was gonna have her correct it too

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara guys don't have to deal with that, do they? it's based on your actual measurements or something sensible like that.
destage: (SMILE ♡ It's nice to meet you!)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aw, and here she thought he'd have a few more up his sleeve. Still, Sayaka giggles.]

Maybe you should study up next time, Mr. Jaeger! I'm sure you'll do much better next time!

[...though, looking back to the flowers for a moment, Sayaka gets an idea and looks back at him, tilting her head.]

You don't think they might have fake versions of these somewhere else, do you?
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-17 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[She moves closer to stand under the umbrella too. It makes sense for the taller of the pair to hold it, so...

Either way, she holds up a bag.
]

Dog food.

[...if Sakura doesn't know she has a dog, this might seem weird.]

I only stepped out because I thought it'd be quick. I didn't expect a typhoon.
innocentloveholic: (11. ba de ya - never was a cloudy day)

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-04-17 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
internet doesnt tell me if there is or not buuuuuuuuut im sure the other musical ones probably do
l1r1: (04:00)

[personal profile] l1r1 2017-04-17 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, uh... you sure?

[ That sounds lovely but also they are in college and she is offering to spend money on him. ]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Just hold tight and don't fall?

[ It's not very helpful advice... Mafuyu's been climbing trees since she was young, so it's sort of the same as walking to her. But she tries, thinking of what advice she could give as she takes Sayaka's hand and helps her up to the same branch she's standing on, shifting her weight as close to the trunk as possible so that the branch doesn't break. ]

If you do fall, keep your arms tucked so you don't break them, and try to roll with it.
scythegun: (REALIZE ⇝ estelle's the princess?)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Fake versions... You know, that would be a smart thing to sell here for people who are allergic to flowers, but I haven't seen any! Shall we keep looking?

[Because apparently he's invited himself along for the ride now. Why not.]
trappingheart: (pic#10800340)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-17 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't look much like real weapons to me, chief. Aren't they just for practice?

...But I'm surprised you got that. It sounds cool even in English, though, so I usually don't explain, but that's exactly what I was going for. Color me impressed.

iv

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Its name is Iggy? You have it trained?

[ Mafuyu pops her head over Mohammed's shoulder from the other side of the tree, intrigued by the sheer size of the beetle and she might be reaching her hand out to touch it. It's kind of weird and creepy, but at the same time, don't kids in the manga she reads collect beetles? Summertime means hunting for the largest beetles, and this one she could turn in for a lot of $$$ ]
rollin: by <user name=starchii site=plurk.com> (blush | whatever idk)

1/2

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-17 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Misaki's about to say something but—ah, the pot. He shuts up the moment she hands it to him. Who needs coffee when you've got a mother like this?

And he means that in a good way. ]


I-I knew that... [ He didn't. ] But Ma, I'm twenty-one. [ Not until July. ] 'Course I can take care of myself!

[ Because obviously, this is about him. And clearly, he doesn't have a penchant for getting hurt. (He does.) But as much as he complains, he still dutifully wipes the pot dry. ]

I mean, just the other day, I—
rollin: <user name=yanyan> (blush | 05)

[personal profile] rollin 2017-04-17 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that lasagna.

[ HE SMELLS IT. ]