I was also like two seconds from saying "what if working at the club" but a 16yo salt mine with often poor social skills would probably not be a good idea there. But I'll take dad 4 lyfe happily and enthusiastically.

Yakuza is just. Yakuza. I feel like "bonkers" is probably the best descriptor you could ever give it without getting into just what makes it bonkers. Trust us on this when we say that everything is crazy.