YEAH MAN BORDERLANDS IS pretty weird about bouncing between stupid funny stuff and tragic, horrifying stuff w/out warning! One minute you're listening to a racist hot dog, the next you're listening to someone talk about having to beat their rabid dog to death with a shovel, then you're slamming flaming basketballs into hoops, it's. it's just weird.

And look, Jesus would totally get added to the crew if only because Jack has a soft spot for enthusiastic fun people, so it's basically guaranteed that he'd text Jesus at 1am at some point going "hey let's go get subway and fly drones around the roof of my apartment building" or some totally dumb shit like that.