knives aren't relaxing to normal folk, hasebe, i hate to break this to you..........

no that's true, hasebe has a hectic life. but it's fine bc ccp will always make room in his schedule for that inevitable disaster bc he knows how hasebe is. he probably even has it tentatively in his calendar like "mmmm probably right around here". lets him drink beer, makes him cupcakes, gently tucks him in at night

IM READY!!