but knives are relaxing and sometimes he cuts through furniture, it's a charm point

that'd be sweet... I can't imagine Hasebe being chill enough to date around but he'd also be the type to, when he finally crashes, show up at his apartment with beers seeking some comfort from his hectic life. casual dating aka: I Found Room In My Schedule For The First Time This Month, Do You Want To Come Over For Dinner

the angst will be so sweet though. I'm excited.