Yeah. Several sayings actually. It's a theme a lot of people have explored. Pretty sure they all came up with their messages with the more salient concept of life itself in mind and not to help themselves deal with the fact apples have faces. But you know what? Sometimes inspirational quotes are what a person needs to get past these kind of small but screwed up things life throws their way.

[His nose wrinkles again as he reaches into the bobbing take and grabs one of the apples much to the displeasure of the person watching over the game. Foggy glares into the eyes of the fruit.]

"An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered." Maybe I should just go for it. Maybe if I eat one now I'll feel better.