I mean, you'd be practically asking for a raccoon to come tear it apart. Risks for the sake of creating art are one thing, but putting a target on that piece of art as soon as it's created just to avoid carrying a pumpkin home... well, that would be a shame.

[ Look, he just wants that thing out of here so it doesn't make his own look so crappy in comparison. Because he doesn't really feel like carrying a pumpkin home either. ]