I could go on about supporting the community in my own way, if you really wanted me to. However, I'm afraid the truth lies somewhere between morbid curiosity and boredom. Unfortunately enough, people are social creatures; it's not like I'm much of an exception.

[Translation: This is not really his scene, but he's here anyway because it was either this or a fair amount of nothing for the evening.]

I could ask you the same question, I believe.