[ Jamie gets through about one-fifth of a giggle before it dies in his throat and he wonders whether it's really all right, karmically, to make a joke at the expense of something you killed with your own hands (however unintentionally) mere moments before.
But he doesn't have to wonder for long, because the gates to hell instantly open up beneath them!!
Due to the angle of the incline, the zeal with which Jamie had been maintaining his position abaft, and, like, physics or whatever... when they reach their ultimate resting place, Jamie ends up ideally located to break Leon's fall. (Though it's less of a fall than a slide.) There, you see? He wasn't using you as a meat shield; he was in fact very noble! Emphasis on was because now he's dead again.
A rubber rat conscripted into duty as a spooky Halloween prop squeaks mournfully from the very bottom of the small pile of bodies. This is the first and only threnody any of them will receive. ]
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But he doesn't have to wonder for long, because the gates to hell instantly open up beneath them!!
Due to the angle of the incline, the zeal with which Jamie had been maintaining his position abaft, and, like, physics or whatever... when they reach their ultimate resting place, Jamie ends up ideally located to break Leon's fall. (Though it's less of a fall than a slide.) There, you see? He wasn't using you as a meat shield; he was in fact very noble! Emphasis on was because now he's dead again.
A rubber rat conscripted into duty as a spooky Halloween prop squeaks mournfully from the very bottom of the small pile of bodies. This is the first and only threnody any of them will receive. ]