[ wow rude... ruder than wanting to destroy the world.... ]

I figured. You were probably thinking something like — what's this weirdo doing, asking me to punch him?

[ he doesn't sound disappointed, just mildly amused. but he doesn't understand what that means, considering he'd beat the living crap out of someone if they ran off with his sword... but maybe that's just him and his strange dislike of theft. ]

Why not? If they wronged you, wouldn't you want to go after them?