[ majima laughs.
and continues to laugh.
and like, continues laughing.
for awhile.
it brings a tear to his eye ]

Ya know Rose is like my sister, right? Damn, I'd never sleep with her. No offense to her, of course, she's fuckin' beautiful, but like.

[ he wipes away a single tear ]

Besides, you've seen Kiryu-chan, right? Big, beautiful, handsome guy, comes inta the club almost every night? He's my boyfriend.