I can probably make once a week work.

[It's not like he doesn't use his free time for anything worthwhile besides sleeping and wondering about the dark secrets of the deep ocean or anything.]

Uh. Well. I have a preference for pasta, really...pasta with lots of cheese on top. I don't think there's a name for it. [He starts speaking without stopping, his tone slow.] Also, beans. And coffee. Peas and onions aren't really bad. I'm fond of sausage. And did I say cheese? Once again, cheese.