[It's said jokingly, but no less good-natured. If this were a horror flick, he'd be doomed for an ironic death by now.
He opens the door, stepping inside. It's loud, music blasting from speakers hidden in dark corners, fog obscuring the vast majority of it. Hunks of plastic 'meat' dangle from hooks on the ceiling. No jumpscares yet, but this room is practically begging for it.]
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Of course! I'll protect you with my life!
[It's said jokingly, but no less good-natured. If this were a horror flick, he'd be doomed for an ironic death by now.
He opens the door, stepping inside. It's loud, music blasting from speakers hidden in dark corners, fog obscuring the vast majority of it. Hunks of plastic 'meat' dangle from hooks on the ceiling. No jumpscares yet, but this room is practically begging for it.]
A butcher...?