Honestly? I don't even know. I'm so over crazy shit but it wouldn't surprise me.

[Until that day, of course, she will have to save him. When the dynamic switches, it'll be fine. But it is just a zombie. And he can handle it, probably. It's not like she can't stop it before it gets too out of hand, after all.]

Careful there, dude. She's liable to take a tumble and send you end over end.

[And that could be bad. Also gross.

For now though, she's going to start by stepping out of the way and gesturing towards a hill.]

Maybe give her a shove down that way first? I don't really think I can stab her and have it do much good without possibly stabbing you too.