Because up until very recently I didn't think anything of all this weird retrospec stuff.

I let my guard down.

[And that's just how it is...in any case she finds a maintenance door at the back and slips inside with him.

But this part of the haunted house must be going through repairs, because...when they walk past a coffin, the door flies open and...! There's nothing there. But the pre-recorded I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD still plays.

So, entirely monotone:]

Kyaa.

[Real scary.]