In what scenario could this specific game possibly become necessary for survival?

[ and heading off what he thinks may be a likely suggestion, he quickly and dismissively adds: ]

Yes, unless this same stupid thing comes up when you're trying to make an emergency call, but that hardly counts.

[ and okay, maybe that laugh is objectively pleasant, but it still rubs him the wrong way. ]

I'm a fashion designer, actually.

[ so... yeah, complain a lot and take it out on others, but make them look great while they suffer through it.

and you know what, fuck it. with a hard stare, he hands over his phone. ]

Don't even think about running off with this.