My name's not "old sport".

[Who even says stuff like that?]

I don't need your clothes. I'm fine with the way I dress. [Better clothes sounds like too much effort, anyways. He peers down at his tie, before lifting a hand up to loosen it back to the way it was. Sorry, Fitzgerald.]

Anyways, what's stopping me from just writing terrible stories? I'm sure your wife wouldn't like that.