[ tensing up is a reasonable instinct, because redžo shoots him another glare as soon as those words reach his ears. (but he does somewhat appreciate how quickly he backpedals.) ]

I very much doubt that that’s what happened.

[ actually, he goes to enough trashy gossip sites that it’s pretty plausible, tbh. ]

Well, I’m sorry if my virtual candy-destruction skills don’t live up to expectations, but I’ve been doing more valuable things with my time than perfecting the movement of jellybeans from one square to another.