[Derek doesn't work too far from this festive location, so of course he decides to check it out. He notices that there is an apple bobbing station going on and wonders how traumatized people will become after biting into a screaming apple. Thinking that it would be an amusing thing to witness he walks over. And this is where he sees his drinking buddy, Cumore tossing one of those creepy apples up in the air.]

Oh come on Cumore. Didn't you mother ever tell you not to play with your food? And besides, it looks to be enjoying itself. Food should never be that happy before it meets an untimely death.