Forget dying man-- this thing's gonna eat us-- and I don't want that written on my headstone dammit.

[And, speaking in a voice that was solemn and full of gravitas:]

'Here lies Mattie Camlann, hellraiser and all around brat. T'was a rabid house that ended her reign over the streets of Recolle. May she rest in peace.'

--Like hell am I letting that be written on my grave!