"And it turns out that the old couple? They had been secretly sacrificing their customers in a ritual to their dark god the ENTIRE TIME!!!! And in vengeance, one of the dying men tried to burn the place to the ground. It didn't work, of course, but the couple still perished. They say their spirits still haunt that bed and breakfast to this very day."

[Just, let her sneak in with you and commentate Mattie. Nothing to see here.]