[... Holy damn, he kinda does look like a vampire, where did she put her sketchbook--

Sakura is observing the massacre afar, pitying the children's newest target... though when the man suddenly glances up and shoots her a plea for assistance, thoughts of drawing take a backseat and Sakura straightens. Oh... oh she knows that look.]

U-um, guys! Just a second!

[The kids turn, glancing at Sakura with some confusion. To their eyes, she doesn't look much older than them -- and seriously lady, if you wanna interview the vampire, wait your turn. Under such stares, her tongue nearly turns to ash before she abruptly claps her hands together]

Uh, I mean... did you guys really miss the free candy outside? They're giving away the large candy bars, as many as you can grab--

[The words are barely out of her mouth before there's a literal stampede of children gleefully running for the doors. That worked almost too well...]