HAHA, I think Xiaolang would be more sympathetic about it, to be honest? He'll probably be a bit snarky at first 'oh you like someone, GEE I WONDER HOW THAT'S LIKE /STARES POINTEDLY IN HIS DIRECTION FOR A GOOD MINUTE', but with everyone giving him so much grief over his own crush, he'll be more likely to quietly listen to Noni if he ever needs to work through his feelings (although he won't be any good with advice because........... what does he even know about romance SOBS)

CONSTELLATIONS!!!! Oh no that's super cute, just them chilling outside at night, trying to see which one is a planet and which one is a satellite, and getting excited over a possible shooting star except, no, wait, that's just an airplane FALSE ALARM