IC Hot Or Not Meme

[browbeater]

HOT OR NOT


1. Post your character, give a pic or two! Keep them safe for work, please!
2. Character rate each other from 1 (not) to 10 (hot). Feel free to add additional commentary, this is a texting app, after all!
3. React ICly! Flirt, tease, or shit talk. It's all good.
4. If you're uncomfortable with "hot or not", you can substitute it to "cute or not" — y'know, something a little more family appropriate.


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Comments

[vitis]

Like, wearin' what...? Not overalls?

[thesettingsun]

Not overalls, not that hat, nothing with patches or holes in it. I'll drag you shopping someday.

[vitis]

[ !! TOO REAL ]

I like my hat! I was gonna show you a different pic, but now I think I'll keep it to myself...

[ stated LIKE THIS IS SOME BIG LOSS ]

[thesettingsun]

What kind of different pic?

[Is he cleaned up in it.]

[vitis]

A nicer one.

[ and not a dick pic ]

[thesettingsun]

[He wasn't going to say that!!]

You can't just say that and then not share.

[vitis]

Watch me!



[ ... but lbr he wants to share it. so ]

... At least say "please," y'know.

[thesettingsun]

Please? Pretty please?

[vitis]

[ ... well. that was easy. here we are. thanks, rosinante. ]

Better?

[thesettingsun]

[rosinante brings so much good into our lives]

Solid 9. Maybe 9.5 for how cool the plant thing looks there.

[vitis]

[ bless them for real ]

Thanks! That's a score I'll settle for.

[thesettingsun]

I'm serious about making you go shopping, though.

[vitis]

Why? If they're not for work or anythin', then a few patches don't really matter that much.

[thesettingsun]

What if you want to impress someone someday? For a non-job-related reason?

[vitis]

If someone doesn't wanna befriend me 'cause of my dress, then I've dodged a real bullet! And if I gotta wear somethin' nicer to sleep with someone, then they're probably not worth the effort.

[ there we go ]

[thesettingsun]

First impressions are important. You might never meet someone in the first place because they see a guy with patches in his clothes and decide to talk to the guy who looks like he takes care of his appearance.

[vitis]

Then they're a snob! As cliche as the saying is— there really are plenty of fish in the sea.

[thesettingsun]

This is why we never could have dated.

[vitis]

[ ... cue a noise that sounds suspiciously like a huff ]

Oh, whatever. We made it to the friends' stage just fine.

[thesettingsun]

I know, but I have never once seen you as a target for sexual desire. Not even during the crossdressing conversation.

[vitis]

Damn, I'd hope so, what with you kinda havin' that whole "taken" business goin' on.

[thesettingsun]

You know what I mean. I wasn't taken when we met.

[vitis]

What was the point, again? Besides any guy who looks like he takes care of himself bein' preferable to me.

[thesettingsun]

...I forget, I got sidetracked.

[vitis]

... Right, then.