CR MEME: remember to kill senpai's friends, family, and other suitors

[maskreant]

CR MEME!

Just fill out the form and reap benefits! Also, make plans with other people (recently accepted or even previous CR). Let your CR flourish, friends. Use this as a friending meme. Get yourself some friends... Make nice. By the way, Blair wanted this meme so I did it.

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STOLEN CODE FROM KIMMEH

<font style="font-family:georgia;font-size:15pt; color: #832b80;"><b><i>player</b></i></font> <b>NAME:</b> <b>TIMEZONE:</b> <b>PLURK:</b> <user name="USERNAME" site="plurk.com"> <b>INTERESTS:</b> <b>ALT CONTACT:</b> <font style="font-family:georgia;font-size:15pt; color: #dc007d;"><b><i>character name</b></i></font> <b>USERNAME:</b> <user name="USERNAME"> <b>ABOUT:</b> <b>FIVE WORDS:</b> <b>CURRENTLY:</b> <b>WANTED CR:</b> <b>NOT INTERESTED IN:</b> <b>OTHER:</b>

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS FLAVOR

<font style="font-family:georgia;font-size:15pt; color: #dc007d;"><b><i>character name</b></i></font> <b>USERNAME:</b> <user name="USERNAME"> <b>ABOUT:</b> <b>FIVE WORDS:</b> <b>CURRENTLY:</b> <b>WANTED CR:</b> <b>NOT INTERESTED IN:</b> <b>OTHER:</b>

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[crudest]

Baren Kaiyou/Kumou
USERNAME: crudest
ABOUT: cagey jackass model who will hopefully soon be less cagey and less of a jackass and maybe not a model (more on that down below!) appears to be chaotic chaotic who loves pranks, parties, and bad life choices for the sake of an adrenaline rush, but is actually a grandpa on the inside who cares about the city and is a real bad tsundere. he's a good boy who's really good at being a bad boy and that duality of man meme because he'll set your shit on fire for fun but also make sure nothing ever hurts you.
FIVE WORDS: secretive, difficult, liar, chaotic, shitposts
CURRENTLY: gathering info regarding the whole plot that went down last month but also i'm setting him on fire this upcoming weekend yaaaaay (but i'll be forward dating it to about 8/7 or so)! he's basically going to become a broken person for the sake of me getting him to rely more on his cr instead of holding them at a distance. if you'd like to plot with baren while he's questioning his whole identity and life choices, lmk!
WANTED CR: ANYTHING AND ANYONE. other people with shitty personalities for him to get along with, baren actually gets along fine with anyone who gives him shit, other models? other people in the fashion industry? anyone who wants to talk plot and theories? anyone who needs a wild but strangely responsible role model in their life? he'll be available for the first week for usual baren madness but i do admit he'll probably take a backseat this month overall!

ALSO i do warn that if any nice character tries too hard to get to know him too fast, it'll be quick to get some negative cr if they annoy him! I FEEL THE NEED TO WARN FOR THIS BC HE CAN BE VERY PICKY ABOUT WHO HE GETS ON WITH. even while i personally welcome all cr i don't want anyone to deal with that if they don't want to - SEE ANYA ABOVE IF YOU WANT ENDLESSLY NICE CR
NOT INTERESTED IN: i never thought i'd have to say this but please don't fall in love with him, it's already going to be a rough month for that????
OTHER:

[secare]

IMMEDIATELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH BAREN.

No, I mean, more like I STILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT how to get this cr going because holy shit I want Baren to smooze on Yukine's life.

[crudest]

did you know that baren already has one wild kouhai character who has a big crush on him like kimmeh don't joke when it's not impossible

WE CAN MAKE IT WORK HOWEVER YOU WANT!! do you want baren to do his usual "i like kids so i don't want to see you get in trouble but if you're gonna do illegal shit at least be smart about it so also make sure you stay in school" thing?? he's picking up a lot of teenagers like that....

like it's complicated bc he will totally let them be wild and rebellious but also flick their nose if their grades are bad

[arahoushi]

/falls in love with baren

[crudest]

that would be the fastest rejection the world has ever seen

[arahoushi]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

dana i'm shocked

[crudest]

the inkwell needs to get its shit together

[arahoushi]

listen they're trying

[eyestitch]

hey if i don't fall in love with baren, is it ok to chase that dick

[crudest]

i hate that the answer to this is

yeah girl go for it

like he wouldn't give nui anything and everything she wanted

[roseblooms]

is fawkes literally the only person who's maintained the self-restraint enough to not immediately fall in love with baren

also there's a particular cr thing / regain that i keep meaning to hit you up on the disco about but this sounds like a heavy month for baren so it's not really a pressing priority or anything




also he needs to hang out more with carmen to appropriately spread the beyonce legacy y/y

[crudest]

like... of his close cr.... fawkes and kashuu are in other ships, but the others are sorta gay for baren yeah. it's pretty unfortunate

WE'RE TALKING ON DISCO HELLA i'm sorry i'm a plotting mess omg

BUT?? ALSO YES TO THIS? LIKE SUPER YES. if you want to say that she's building the ninja track in her backyard ahead of time, we can do something with that? baren would 100% use it like a jungle gym

[doitrockapella]

baren should find out about it from futaba because you know one of poor futaba's work duties was like

"i placed an order to Ninja Warriors R Us today for miss sandiego because she woke up this morning and wanted $15,000 worth of ninja warrior obstacle course equipment delivered to her house"

and the sad thing is that canonically this is pretty much exactly how carmen decides to steal the space shuttle so i'm not even exaggerating

[heroforall]

here for questioning identities, wild role models, and plots/theories. whatever you feel like you have the time for. I'd really like to deepen their cr while it's fresh.

[crudest]

oh my god yes LAUGHS NO I'M HERE FOR THIS. izuku is free to run into baren on his disaster burning log, but he might also check in on him before then?? WHATEVER YOU WANT, I'LL MAKE TIME FOR

[heroforall]

He will definitely be around for the burning log because omg how can i miss this?? but he can definitely check in on him to. maybe an inbox thread?

hey baren, just checking to make sure you're still in one piece....

[ten minutes later the burning happens]

gdm baren