TFLN!

[tire]

THE oh god we just had so many major plot points TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!

There's a lot of stuff going on in Recolle right now. It's the end of the month, AC is starting to happen, new people are rolling in, and, oh yeah, we basically had a mini citywide apocalypse?! so, here's something lighthearted to end your month! new, old--come play a little TFLN as you chomp at the bit waiting for whatever september has in store for us! ♥


1. pick a text or two or three.
2. post a top level with your character + their texts.
3. tag to your hearts content!

Comments

okumura koushuu | daiya no ace

[undergrowl]

1. You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote, except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf I'll meet him at sunset and that I'm sorry."

2. FYI howling is not an acceptable form of communication.

3. I just walked in on them playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.

4. WILDCARD

[thesettingsun]

With all due respect, you have really bad trust issues.

1

[livingdeadgirl]

umm i guess i could go around telling people i saw your ghost
why do you need to fake your death though

[thesettingsun]

So someone from the internet doesn't hunt me down and kill me, you know how it goes.

Eleanor Lamb | Bioshock

[notyourutopian]

1. Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?

2. Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.

3. If you see a small robot chicken please call me. And don't speak any German at it.

4. In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...

5. Text Her!

[doublesmall]

I trust certain people just fine.

[prometheanflame]

I'll do it once it isn't overrun with monsters.

They wouldn't care now.

[thesettingsun]

Trusting one or two people does not mean you don't have trust issues.

[doublesmall]

sounds normal to me. trusting everyone would just be stupid.

2

[originallutece]

It adds a certain urgency towards your next study session, wouldn't you say?

[livingdeadgirl]

i don't actually :|
that situation has never happened to me or anyone i know

shinonome kon | amatsuki (rec: kon ishida)

[refate]

1. we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "daaaamn girl" in a really low whisper.

2. my professor staples burger king applications to failed exams.

3. just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. being an engineer is fucking awesome.

4. WILDCARD

[stopbleeding]

1. You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working.

2. I went to get a drink from the hotel room and ended up arrested in the lobby.

3. If I die I have 2 requests 1. viking funeral pyre 2. take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone

4. TEXT HIM

[thesettingsun]

Chuuya, please imagine that you have two pieces of food. Any kind you want, I don't care. It would be ridiculous to say you need every piece of food in the world, or even every piece you've ever seen. Eating that much would be bad for you.

But if you only have two pieces of food, you're still going to starve to death.

[adoringpast]

[ OH GOD ]

i
really have been studying though
honest

i just find it weird and king of discouraging, tbh

[hollywooding]

my skin is fine!
a gin and tonic every few nights isn't going to make me break out, *mom*.

[thesettingsun]

You're lucky.

[Or Shuji just pisses people off online more often, either one.]

1

[tire]

THAT LETTER WAS FOR KURAMOCHI IT WAS ABT U!!!

[originallutece]

Sweetness doesn't produce results.

Your grades have steadily gone up since the start of the semester, save on your last test. I rather thought a reminder might do you good.

[doublesmall]

bad analogy. trusting someone with something one time doesn't make them unavailable the way that eating something gets rid of it forever.

pretty sure you could live just fine if you had one source of bread, one for water, and one source of meat.

[this is why you don't make analogies with lit majors]

[adoringpast]

GIN and TONIC
EVERY FEW NIGHTS

[ you're going to give him an aneurysm, mary ]

Kurama | "Kit Fawkes" | Yu Yu Hakusho

[roseblooms]

1) Step One: Break up with him. Step Two: Feel bad. Step Three: Fuck some other guy. Step Four: Feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.

2) Grading physics exams. They're mostly falling into three separate varieties: good, adequate, and "chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major".

3) I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.

4) You got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall.

5) Text him!

[lecturehall]

1. Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.

2. You were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS" and heating up things in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted.

3. Please pick me up with an explanation of why I shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesn't have a car.

4. TEXT HIM!

[thesettingsun]

[he's a lit major]

Okay, fair, but would you actually want to live that way? What if you have a sugar craving? You've got your bread/water/meat but they can't help you there, and you've never gotten any chocolate, because you can live 'just fine' without them. What if you get sick and your doctor says you should eat vegetables to help you recover?

Your doctor is telling you that you should eat more vegetables and you're saying that she's just conspiring against you and your life would not at all be improved by vegetables in your diet.

[adoringpast]

oh
thank you for the heads up then, professor

that last bio test did catch me off guard, though