[That... that sure is a giant elephant she sees parading down the street on her way to work in the Tisse district, trunk twisted in the sky while it toots out a battle cry. As she stares wide-eyed and dumbfounded, Sakura considers the social faux pas of calling out on her fifth day of work, if this would be considered a state of emergency or if her employer would tell her to get her lazy Japanese ass over to the shop--
She turns, mystified, a question stumbling out of her mouth and at the first random person she sees:]
Um, is this normal?
[But regardless of the answer she gets, Sakura's attention gives a subtle shift behind you, stranger, at a ghostly figure streaking through the air with its tongue hanging out like a dog's. Pay no mind to the the girl immediately gasping and reaching for her phone camera, smiling like she just saw a puppy wagging its tail. THIS CANNOT GO WRONG AT ALL. ]
III
[Okay, okay, don't lose your head, Sakura. Getting distracted by adorable but potentially life-threatening monsters is a valid reason to be late for work, but seeing a scollbar of names and then hearing voices is grounds for getting checked into the hospital.
The stress of moving to the city must be wearing on her]
H-hello? [Unwise as it is to be standing two feet away from a busy street intersection, that's exactly where Sakura stops when a hologram pops up in front of her.]
Sakura Matou | Fate/Stay Night
[That... that sure is a giant elephant she sees parading down the street on her way to work in the Tisse district, trunk twisted in the sky while it toots out a battle cry. As she stares wide-eyed and dumbfounded, Sakura considers the social faux pas of calling out on her fifth day of work, if this would be considered a state of emergency or if her employer would tell her to get her lazy Japanese ass over to the shop--
She turns, mystified, a question stumbling out of her mouth and at the first random person she sees:]
Um, is this normal?
[But regardless of the answer she gets, Sakura's attention gives a subtle shift behind you, stranger, at a ghostly figure streaking through the air with its tongue hanging out like a dog's. Pay no mind to the the girl immediately gasping and reaching for her phone camera, smiling like she just saw a puppy wagging its tail. THIS CANNOT GO WRONG AT ALL. ]
III
[Okay, okay, don't lose your head, Sakura. Getting distracted by adorable but potentially life-threatening monsters is a valid reason to be late for work, but seeing a scollbar of names and then hearing voices is grounds for getting checked into the hospital.
The stress of moving to the city must be wearing on her]
H-hello? [Unwise as it is to be standing two feet away from a busy street intersection, that's exactly where Sakura stops when a hologram pops up in front of her.]
Wildcard
[Throw anything at me, I'll roll with it.]