✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

[...Does he even know three people that Sena definitely knows who aren't him. Baren and that guy who told him Sena sleeps with a stuffed animal? But he couldn't identify him by name, so.]

Baren, Zoro, and Jim.

[adoringpast]

[ THESE ARE THE WORST TSUSHIMA DO YOU WANT HIM TO BULLY YOU AGAIN ]

Marry Jim, so that I'll have complete control over Retrospec and turn things back to normal. Kill that Zoro dude, 'cause Kaiyou hasn't done it yet.

And yes, I'd definitely fuck Kaiyou - up the ass with Satan's own pitchfork until he bleeds out and dies.

[ That... still pretty counts as a Kill, Sena. ]

[thesettingsun]

I'll accept that sleeping with him doesn't preclude murdering him afterwards, but I'm pretty sure there has to be your dick involved at some point for it to count.

[...yeah he's gonna get bullied again]

[adoringpast]

What? It didn't say anything about actually putting my own junk in him. You're making rules up, aren't you, Tsushima?

[thesettingsun]

Oh - sorry, my mistake. He can put his junk in you instead.

[adoringpast]

I'd snap his in half if he EVER thinks about it.

[ EW EW EW NO HE'D RATHER BE STRAIGHT ]

[thesettingsun]

[Ow.]

That's pretty much what I thought you'd say.