✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

chuuya nakahara

[doublesmall]

[let's do this]

[thesettingsun]

[If he puts himself in here, he's not going to like the answer, so.]

Toshi, Zoro, Baren.

[doublesmall]

Tough one... fuck Baren, because of course. Marry Toshi, he seems like the domestic type. I guess that leaves death for Zoro, but I don't think he'd want the other options anyway.

[thesettingsun]

That's probably for the best.

[also Zoro isn't hot enough for you]

[doublesmall]

Look, I know you don't like him, but he still works for me. It's not anything against him.

[thesettingsun]

That actually wasn't the reason? He isn't into you and he's also not hot, that's all.

[doublesmall]

We're gonna have to agree to disagree on that last one.

[thesettingsun]

[...he can't impugn Chuuya's taste in men now that Chuuya's drunkenly kissed him.

Damn it.]

...Alright, that's your call.

[will you like him more when he regains enhanced strength and isn't such a twig]

[doublesmall]

It's you against half the internet. He's gone viral, y'know?

[honestly he might...]

[thesettingsun]

Half the internet also briefly thought that you could make a chocolate bar last into infinity by cutting it a certain way.

[crudest]

Z, Kiyo, and the sweaty one!

[Zoro, Kashuu, and Yato.... but what is Proper Names]

[doublesmall]

I'm not gonna lie, I'm going with 'fuck Kiyo' just because I want to know if he'd go full flower power in bed. Yato wins out on marriage because seriously, have you had his cooking?

...shit, that's two rounds Zoro got screwed over. I swear it's not personal.

[crudest]

Nah, Z's a waste of space. That's fair.