✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

Noctis Lucis Caelum

[kittycaterer]

[daemonized]

Prompto, Dante, Free Food.

[kittycaterer]

Seriously?

[daemonized]

No? Prompto, Dante, extra credit?

[kittycaterer]

No, I meant--

[ SCOFF]

Uh, I guess...

Fuck Dante, marry Prompto, kill free food.

[ No. you have to ask for the reasons here. You put him in a very awkward spot!]

[daemonized]

[You think he won't ask?]

Care to explain why?

[kittycaterer]

[ He's very distressed right now. ]

God...

Okay. Fuck Dante because... I don't know, he's not bad-looking, marry Prompto because he's already my best friend anyway, and kill free food because you put me between a rock and a hard place.

[darkinferno]

[where's the eyebrows emote honestly]

[kittycaterer]

[ I mean. He's not lying? You're kind of cute. ]

Re: Noctis Lucis Caelum

[twelfthspark]

Prompto because, duh. Vera because you're both sheltered rich kids... Dante?

[kittycaterer]

[ THATS TWO?! ]

Wait--

What do you mean "because, duh"?

[twelfthspark]

Just answer the question.

[kittycaterer]

Hmphhh--

I, uh.

Look. The answer is up there. I don't know, kill Vera because my options are ridiculous.

[twelfthspark]

I didn't know he was going to say Dante too! What if I replaced him with... ugh, Souji is ridiculous, let's go with Souji.

[somebody has a nipple-related grudge]

[kittycaterer]

If I knew Souji I'd tell you.