✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

ryoji mochizuki

[appraiser]

kills everybody ig

Re: ryoji mochizuki

[frisyr]

the 3 nerdy nordic kiddos

(has he even met lalli)

[appraiser]

yes and he loves all the nordics :(

fuck emil
marry lalli
kill tuuri before she does his job for him and poisons the entire world with salmiakki, it's for the greater good

[frisyr]

pats empty spot of the bed

"wait there's no more salt licorice?"

turns around closes shop please go home

[lalliho]

please just kill him instead

[appraiser]

/mercy kills lalli, ok

[lalliho]

thx husbando

[belligerentwarrior]

The only three people I know you know are Minako, Lucy and me, and I'm not sure I wanna do that to you.

[appraiser]

ok so you're never ever allowed to tell lucy, but

fuck you
marry minako
kill lucy if i can preemptively claim self-defense

[covenantal]

Minako-senpai, Kurusu-san, and Souji.

[appraiser]

fuck souji
marry akira
kill minako so we can be together forever, yaaaaayy

all i'm doing in this meme is justifying deaths, it's the worst

[covenantal]

LSDLKGHJSDLGS HONESTLY THIS WHOLE MEME IS SUCH A DISASTER also card that's terrible. you're terrible. poor senpai........

[complementing]

together forever~

[maskreant]

Yu, Minako, Cleo.

[appraiser]

:(((((( why did i sign up for this meme

fuck minako
marry yu
kill cleo, i'm so sorry, but i was this close before to doing just that, so!! experience.........

[maskreant]

WHY DID YOU

THIS MEME WAS A MISTAKE?

it's okay this is all for science... poor Cleo but i'm sure that would be one hell of a grand experience.

[appraiser]

I DON'T KNOW WHY

FUCK EVERYONE, WHATEVER

but okay ryoji will kill everybody eventually anyways, just to be fair

[maskreant]

no

minako is going to stop him again and his friends will save ryoji

somehow

SOME WAY

CARD YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE

[appraiser]

i guess the only choice left is for ryoji to die and the world is spared

i have the icons at the ready

[covenantal]

this is like the fourth person who voted to marry him

what is yu supposed to take away from this

that he's reliable, or boring...

[appraiser]

that he's loved, ofc
marriage as lifelong companionship of two people who make each other stronger, and yu is somebody who is kind, considerate, supportive, etc. it's a balance!! in ryoji's case, he'd feel like they would be balanced