✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[elevelvetor]

Marry Silver, bed Ann, and... kill Akechi, I suppose? He'd make for a wonderful husband, I'm certain, given his ability to cook... but Silver was the one who asked me to live with them first, and Ann's been very nice. I'd feel much too bad sending her off to the afterlife... so Akechi it must be.

[maskreant]

[ THAT WAS SO FAST? ]

Silver is a good choice—I'm sure he'll take great care of you. The real question if you're prepared to keep Goro's vengeful spirit at bay?

[elevelvetor]

[ IF YOU SPEAK QUICK ENOUGH YOU CANNOT HAVE REGRETS. ]

Of course I am. He's nervous about spirits, so I'll simply purchase more potentially haunted items to keep him away. I see no reason why becoming one himself would stay his fear.

[maskreant]

[ I see nothing to regret in her choices. Goro killed her first. ]

Oh? I didn't know that... [ This gives him some ideas now. ] Sounds like you have a great handle on this. Rest in peace, Goro Akechi.

[elevelvetor]

[ It's true. Jerk. ]

Naturally. And if he does, for some reason, get over it... I'll exorcise him. [ ... ] I will pay someone to exorcise him. I'm afraid I don't have any actual experience in the matter, so it would be risky to do it myself...