✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

Re: Cleo Ritter

[standalonehuman]

The Superior Officer Round: Detective Gabranth, Detective Matsuoka, Tatsuo Kihara.

[cattack]

...

I refuse all of them.

[that's not how you play cleo]

[standalonehuman]

Ah ah, gotta at least answer, maybe consider all three for the same category?

[cattack]

[ugh

UUUUUUUUUUUGH]

... Marry Tatsuo. As for the others...

[god]

... Sleep with Detective Matsuoka, and kill Detective Gabranth, I suppose...

[UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.]

[standalonehuman]

See? Easy. To be fair, those would probably be my choices, too, sorry, Detective Gabranth.

[cattack]

[WHY DONT I GET AN APOLOGY]

Although, isn't Officer Matsuoka married? Perhaps the other way around would be better.

[standalonehuman]

Yeah, he's got some proven stability, there. Definitely marriage material.

[cattack]

There is no circumstance in which I would sleep with Tatsuo. And whatever I choose for Detective Matsuoka, I feel there will be a grudge directed at me.

Is the point of this game to have nothing but terrible options?

[standalonehuman]

Yes! Usually! The other option is that someone gets a friend to slip in their name in a question to their crush.

[cattack]

Well, there's no worry for that happening, for a variety of reasons.

[standalonehuman]

Oh? Think nobody out there might have a crush on you?

[cattack]

I am certain of it, yes.