✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

dante rantanen

[darkinferno]

[bitemefightme]

Zelos
Baren
Yato

[darkinferno]

Fuck Baren, because he seems like he'd be pretty fun for a night
Marry Yato, if Anya loves him so much it'll probably be all right?
And kill Zelos just because I don't know him, sorry dude

[bitemefightme]

Congratulations, you answered correctly.

[Because Zelos deserves to die. Or at least noogied into oblivion.]

[darkinferno]

Glad I could pass muster

[crudest]

We all have impossible dreams, I guess.

[darkinferno]

It was either fuck you or kill you and you can be entertaining at times so

We all have to make sacrifices, too

[mincingminuet]

Prompto, Noctis, and let's say...Dave.

[darkinferno]

Well, Prompto's already my brother so I guess I'm marrying him next, because I don't know Noct well enough and, well, sorry Dave
Dave gets the ax, Noct gets the D

Re: dante rantanen

[twelfthspark]

castmate mode: Arlene, Terra, and Aria (because Sora is too young for this obvs~)

[darkinferno]

Well, he's gotta fuck Arlene because previous texts have shown this could be fun

Aria's very much the mom friend so she'd probably be able to keep him out of some trouble??

Which means sorry Terra, you're going down

Re: dante rantanen

[frisyr]

gabranth
togusa
isa

aka the rpd

[darkinferno]

i'M LAUGHING

so straight away he's killing Isa, that's a no-brainer

he also doesn't want to have sex with Togusa, that's too much like incest for anyone's taste, so he'll marry him and they'll have a very physically empty marriage

which leaves Gabranth as the fuck for a night which

why the hell not

[frisyr]

"WHY THE HELL NOT"