✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

prompto argentum

[mercurio]

[darkinferno]

Noctis, Ardyn, Dante

[mercurio]

I desperately want to kill you.

But, I'll fuck you, regret it, then marry Noct who'll treat me right and pay for my therapy, and I'll end up killing Ardyn because I'm really messed up. Thanks, buddy.

[darkinferno]

Hey, at least you'll have a good lay before you go off the deep end

[mercurio]

Don't talk to me...

[darkinferno]

Silence in bed is no fun

[kittycaterer]

Wait... what? No.

[mincingminuet]

Alison, Vera, Arlene.

[mercurio]

This one's tough.

Hmm... I'd marry Alison because we could have romantic times looking for fabled wild chocobos, imagine... Ah, and maybe Vera would like to pay for my services, so I'll just let her fuck me, that's fine. [FROM ROMANTIC TO SELLING HIS BOD] That leaves Arlene...

[mincingminuet]

She'll understand. Or explode in a ball of rage. One or the other.

[mercurio]

Some things can't be helped.

[mincingminuet]

Either way, not your problem!

[mercurio]

Life sorts itself out, eventually...

[twelfthspark]

[not that she's surprised except maybe by the prostitution thing but she has to be dramatic, it's in her blood] Sunshine! You're gonna break my heart.

Re: prompto argentum

[twelfthspark]

Penelo, Minako, and uhhhh Anya.

Re: prompto argentum

[mercurio]

I'll marry Anya and treat her right! Though I feel weird about that, uh... I'll be the best lover Mina will ever have, so long as she doesn't try to stuff my face with dairy-cupcakes. So, then, thanks for the good times, Penelope.

Re: prompto argentum

[twelfthspark]

I'm not sure what that says about Mina...

[complementing]

Say what you will about me, but he'd admittedly be the only lover I'd have to date, so there's not really a high bar to jump there.