[ Aranea is beginning to regret even trying to be serious in the first place. ]

Smart’s high on the list of what chicks dig. Tied with a sense of humor and below rich and handsome.

[ When she glances back at her phone, which thankfully hasn’t fallen idle yet, she stares at it. Then her eyebrows furrow. ]

I don’t know how this even managed to get on my phone in the first place. What is it, a Facebook ripoff?