Because you can't take your eyes off him? Because he can't stop talking about you? [Fai pauses for a moment to stir his drink with the straw] Because I've never had a guy look at me the way you look at him. Face it, honey, you've got it bad.

[A statement which is perfectly punctuated by Fai being a total dork and pulling the straw out of his drink to lick the whipped cream off the bottom. Dork.

...but he's still right, Kenta.]