(Pretend he actually looks human rather than the skull knight because I have no icons for that. also basic ass au info here)

iii.

[If looks could kill, he'd have burned a hole through their bouncy prison and stepped outside already to go home. Being accused of stealing seabiscuit was one thing, but the Mayor all but ignoring him as he attempted to explain the situation to him and being escorted to ""jail"" was another thing. Once he was out of here there was going to be hell to pay.

For now, he's just taken to waiting this out...but he gives off a very unapproachable aura. You may want to sit this one out and leave him alone.

...except after some time, he stands up (it takes him a minute...he's old...) and turns to the wall behind him.]

Enough of this.

[Stabs his fucking cane through the wall. The castle is deflating. He's escaping through the hole he just tore into it.

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE or else you'll be smothered underneath the rubber.]

bonus

[To be frank, he had no idea how to use this damn phone to begin with. Adding in an app without permission and a bunch of trivia shit like this is just??? He's lost.

So he approaches the nearest person he finds and-]

Who is k-e-dollar sign-h-a?

[Yeah]