[ What, how is he supposed to know? He mimes pouring her another pint, but this time he gets out a fake boot to pour it into, a really big one, and hopefully that will satisfy her. ]

It's... big. Big enough for giants sometimes! And everything's decorated with antlers. And reindeer fur.

We get a lot of guests in the summer, because we get a lot of sunlight. Travelers love the ale.

Um, and once a witch tried to curse us?