[Downing the rest of her drink and throwing it away in the nearest trashcan along with the other two she had had earlier, Katherine followed her.]

Yeah, I've tried deleting it plenty of times. [She hadn't actually even opened it, honestly. Figured it was some sort of virus or malware.] It just keeps coming back or rejecting getting deleted altogether. It was about a day after that that the sky had turned grey. I tried pointing it out to some people. They just thought I was crazy. [Then she had gotten drunk off her ass and slept in most of the following day.]

Who made Retrospect? I doubt a computer program can laugh.