Not pretending, [he growls, making it clear he's still awake despite his best efforts and words.] I'm sleeping. Jello Fisher is my bed buddy.
[He named the bouncy house mascot. He's willing to say he's dating the bouncy house. Actually, this is ridiculous and there's something less ridiculous he can say that he wish he'd thought about ten seconds sooner.]
Guards, crime is afoot. Guards...
[Unfortunately, he's also tired and baking in the sun, so he's not putting in much effort to his alert.]
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Not pretending, [he growls, making it clear he's still awake despite his best efforts and words.] I'm sleeping. Jello Fisher is my bed buddy.
[He named the bouncy house mascot. He's willing to say he's dating the bouncy house. Actually, this is ridiculous and there's something less ridiculous he can say that he wish he'd thought about ten seconds sooner.]
Guards, crime is afoot. Guards...
[Unfortunately, he's also tired and baking in the sun, so he's not putting in much effort to his alert.]