[And Magilou thought she was bad at finding things. Well, she was still bad at finding things. She once lost her headphones while she was listening to them. She wasn't even sure how that worked. But if the mayor wanted to set a losing things record, then he was making a good effort.]
"Why, how dare you throw such heinous accusations at me! What did I ever do to deserve such suspicion!?!" [There was a very long list of things, but that was besides the point for her. She frankly was somewhat offended at this piece of paper. And thus, she was rather vocal in her complaints about it.] "How do you even know it's stolen?! It could have just wandered off somewhere. I'm pretty sure Chocobos do that."
"You know what? No. I am not going to tolerate such criminal treatment. You can find this thing yourselves. Just, remove me from that list and count me out of your little mystery game." [Thus, Magilou walked off, although actually she just went off to the side only slightly away from the event after making an entire, dramatic scene. She wasn't that offended, after all. Of course, it is perfectly possible that someone could follow her...]
IV.
[The slow descent of reality into madness was for Magilou, like watching a slow motion car crash. The perfect vision of impending doom so profoundly evident of the human condition. Except she was actually involved in all this mess, which made it all significantly less fun. She had observed some of the... oddities, going on around her, but frankly refrained from commenting. They weren't affecting her life, and no one brought them up to her. The weird sounds and the moving buildings were just, yeah okay they made no sense but she'd just roll with it.]
But then, the abnormalities did come to her. Right now, just as she was stepping out of a store, she found herself greeted with the newest piece of this puzzle. A giant boulder rolling down the street. And thus, she stepped back through the automatic doors, and just watched. Watched people flee in terror, their screams bringing a small smile to her face. Oh, this was going to be one of those days wasn't it? She stepped back out, looking down at still rolling boulder heading down the road.]
"Well, that just happened." [She said, at a loss for any meaningful statements. What had just transpired had basically just come from nowhere. Still, this oddity had not been able to stop from attracting her attention nonetheless. here. And this time, she was involved, given the fact that it had nearly killed her just now. Thus, Magilou embarked on a quest to follow the giant rolling boulder to its unknown destination and watch people scream in terror for her own entertainment. And by quest, she of course meant leisurely strolling after it and maybe finding something interesting going on at, wherever this ended up taking her.]
WILDCARD.
[Adding this after the fact in case anyone wants to do some other form of Magilou Madness. Just hit me up about it.]
Magilou | Tales of Berseria
[And Magilou thought she was bad at finding things. Well, she was still bad at finding things. She once lost her headphones while she was listening to them. She wasn't even sure how that worked. But if the mayor wanted to set a losing things record, then he was making a good effort.]
"Why, how dare you throw such heinous accusations at me! What did I ever do to deserve such suspicion!?!" [There was a very long list of things, but that was besides the point for her. She frankly was somewhat offended at this piece of paper. And thus, she was rather vocal in her complaints about it.] "How do you even know it's stolen?! It could have just wandered off somewhere. I'm pretty sure Chocobos do that."
"You know what? No. I am not going to tolerate such criminal treatment. You can find this thing yourselves. Just, remove me from that list and count me out of your little mystery game." [Thus, Magilou walked off, although actually she just went off to the side only slightly away from the event after making an entire, dramatic scene. She wasn't that offended, after all. Of course, it is perfectly possible that someone could follow her...]
IV.
[The slow descent of reality into madness was for Magilou, like watching a slow motion car crash. The perfect vision of impending doom so profoundly evident of the human condition. Except she was actually involved in all this mess, which made it all significantly less fun. She had observed some of the... oddities, going on around her, but frankly refrained from commenting. They weren't affecting her life, and no one brought them up to her. The weird sounds and the moving buildings were just, yeah okay they made no sense but she'd just roll with it.]
But then, the abnormalities did come to her. Right now, just as she was stepping out of a store, she found herself greeted with the newest piece of this puzzle. A giant boulder rolling down the street. And thus, she stepped back through the automatic doors, and just watched. Watched people flee in terror, their screams bringing a small smile to her face. Oh, this was going to be one of those days wasn't it? She stepped back out, looking down at still rolling boulder heading down the road.]
"Well, that just happened." [She said, at a loss for any meaningful statements. What had just transpired had basically just come from nowhere. Still, this oddity had not been able to stop from attracting her attention nonetheless. here. And this time, she was involved, given the fact that it had nearly killed her just now. Thus, Magilou embarked on a quest to follow the giant rolling boulder to its unknown destination and watch people scream in terror for her own entertainment. And by quest, she of course meant leisurely strolling after it and maybe finding something interesting going on at, wherever this ended up taking her.]
WILDCARD.
[Adding this after the fact in case anyone wants to do some other form of Magilou Madness. Just hit me up about it.]