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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-06-16 08:40 pm
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JUNE TDM

TEST DRIVE
JUNE TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. The kids are out for the summer and the weather's just fine. The sun's shining brightly, not a cloud in the clear gray sky. Everything seems at peace and citizens are out and about, smiling to one another and enjoying each other's company.

Oh, and this thing (complete with cardboard cut-out) has currently taken the place of the founders' statues in Recollé Square. But that's probably not a big deal. 

What will you do today?

I.
What is this thing? Why is this thing here? For those of you in Tribunal Terrace today you may wish to investigate the five-foot-tall spinning wheel. How did it even get here? And where did the statues of the founders go? Even if you cannot answer those questions, it's hard to ignore the urge to give it a spin.

Check out those colors go 'round and 'round. Depending on what number you land on, you will find a notification pop up on your phone with a short list of…words. Are these supposed to be qualifications? Weird. That was a waste of time.

However, the moment you walk away you will find yourself accosted by various recruiters wherever you go, congratulating you on your impressive resumé and leading you to an office in Chata. Their offices have been equipped with tabletop-sized spinning wheels much like the one in Recollé Square that will spin 'round and 'round, determining the position you qualify for. Are you ready to show how these traits make you the perfect applicant? It looks like you have time to consult with your fellow candidates before your turn comes.

Or perhaps you've managed to resist spinning that wheel. The recruiters absolutely love your willpower and determination and want you to join their team! For those who can resist, they will still find themselves whisked away by recruiters to the same office and thrown straight into training to prepare for interviewing their neighbors. Recruiters will set up pairs of interviewers and applicants, leaving them alone to ask the hard-hitting questions and pick the most qualified candidate. Do your best and beat out the rest! It's your time to shine.

II.
Just because school is out for the summer doesn't mean Apparassage is quiet. Students and faculty alike are bustling about already preparing for the next school year. Campus tours of Recollé University run every two hours, and there are open house tours of the local elementary, middle and high school. Perhaps you're a future student exploring the campus and getting to know your future classmates. Maybe you're faculty or a student guide wrangling the kids and keeping them in line. Or you just might be one of the unfortunate ones who have found yourself with six weeks of summer school.

However, no matter where you find yourself in this district things get a little tricky when you're ready to leave for the day. The sidewalks outside of the buildings have all disintegrated, revealing a large void leading to nowhere beneath your feet. Without a clear path it seems impossible to escape, but stacked at the entrances of every doorway are large tiles with the letters of the alphabet carefully printed on them. When you look across the devoid path, you may notice you have a partner in a similar position with their own stack of letters.

Get ready to expand your vocabulary. Building a bridge of connecting words may be your only chance of getting home before sunset. Strangely, as the letters are laid out they seem to suspend mid-air enough to hold your weight as you make your way carefully across this pit. Balance and precision are key in this game. The stack floats along behind you as you cross the void, letters seemingly adding to the pile to provide more materials to build.

But like all games, there can be only one winner. Those who clear their letters first will arrive outside of the district safely, free now to come and go as they please. For those who do not clear their stack in time, you might have luck jumping from word to word to cross the finish line. Try as you might, if this is the method you follow, the moment you land on the winning word to leave the district the letters will glitch out, sending you plummeting into the void and landing on a long slope down to the bottom. Upon landing, you will see a series of chutes and ladders one can use to climb back up. Some ladders lead back to Apparassage. Some lead straight into Tisse, and some even lead to unexpected places. Where will you end up? The journey is up to you now.

III.
The days are longer, the nights are shorter, the sun is shining and it's noticeably warmer. Isn't it a perfect time for a summer potluck? The citizens of Recollé seem to think so and have all gathered today in Hollingberry Field with friends and loved ones to share food and fun. Kids chase after each other in friendly games of tag and hide-and-seek while other attendants mingle with one another, piling plates of food and sharing with their neighbor.

Why, even Mayor Mayer is out today for this summer kickoff with his lovely red Chocobo, Seabiscuit.

As the evening begins to wind down, however, there's a startled cry from the Mayor as he realizes someone has kidnapped his beloved pet from right under his nose. Was it you? How about you? Everyone has become a suspect and it's up to you to solve whodunnit. The Mayor provides everyone with a pen and a pad of paper divided into three sections for a suspect, a method, and a location. Grab a friend (or even a group of strangers) and get ready to interrogate each other to crack this case.

(With a little looking, however, it's easy to see that Seabiscuit's merely wandered down the hill away from the park. But maybe it's better not to tell the Mayor. He seems very adamant about this game.)

For anyone who manages to solve the case, the Mayor will be immensely grateful and reward you with a valuable prize! Congratulations! However, for anyone who fails to solve the puzzle, or even anyone found guilty of this heinous crime, by order of the Mayor you will be subjected to jail time for a full half an hour. (The Mayor can't stay too mad at his citizens. He loves them all.)

IV.
A nice, leisurely stroll through the entertainment district of Tisse seems to be in order. Summer sales are aplenty and now's the perfect time to shop 'til you drop. On the other hand, that doesn't seem to be the only thing dropping in Tisse. Do you hear that? Perhaps it is easy to ignore the sounds of stone crashing to the ground. Construction isn't unusual in this district. You think maybe you passed an ongoing demolition on your way inside a shop. But the crash happens again, and again, and again, a loud string of booms growing closer and closer.

Are those buildings tipping into one another? Or is it your imagination? You may not have time to answer while the string of events is put into motion. A crane swings overhead, knocking into a well-placed boulder that begins to roll down the street. Cranes, pulleys and wires move in sync as the ball rolls right toward you. Will you run? Will you collide right into the next set of traps? You may recall learning about this type of experiment once upon a time, coming to realize the elaborately planned Rube Goldberg machine spans the entirety of the city.

Maybe you're one of the lucky ones and you find a safe shop to dive into to escape. Or perhaps your sole focus is to run and get as far as you can, failing to notice that the large boulder herds you right to the end of the district and into a caged-in area. Make yourself comfortable. Someone from the outside will have to free you. But hey, maybe you aren't alone in this trap. Misery loves company, doesn't it?

BONUS.
The Retrospec app is at it again, just as useless as it's always been. After downloading to your device and allowing you to upload a profile picture, the app seems to take over your phone. Any time you open your phone to use it, a splash screen appears prompting you to pick one of the brightly colored wedges (or one of the two grayed out ones.)

It's time to exercise your brain and buff your trivia stats. Answering a question from your selected category will allow you to use your phone once again, but if you get it wrong? Retrospec will encourage you not to give up and try again.

...or, you know, you could ask someone to help figure out the answer. Hey, that person looks like they're bursting with knowledge! Perhaps it's best to see if they can help you stop this madness.

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply are futile. Once a question has been answered correctly, phones will return to their usual functionality until the next time it settles into idle mode.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun!

Your June TDM directory is here, and your AU workshop is here!
shinyidea: (言葉だけじゃ足りない)

[personal profile] shinyidea 2017-06-24 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Kind of? He's a singer. People used to link this video to people. It's meme!
shinyidea: (その時見える光があるはずさ)

[personal profile] shinyidea 2017-06-24 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
The Retrospec app?

[ loud though she may be, she is paying attention. ]
shinyidea: (夢をつかまえに行くよ)

[personal profile] shinyidea 2017-06-24 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Oh! Mari is also going to go to Recolle High!
chargebomb: (lost and found)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I wasn't even guilty! I didn't catch anything, not the bird anyway... [ his face hurts and he's probably going to get a nosebleed, too, but he's remarkably chill about it. he'd been the culprit here, after all.

speaking of the bird, there's a chirruping noise coming off farther near the trees. seems like the trap jackassery might have attracted a curious animal. ]
lalliho: (hey mickey)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[mmmm technically true]

I -- know you go up to strangers at random to ask them weird trivia.
lalliho: (you don't have any objectives)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[fuck]

-- Get these stupid ropes off of me! It's close!
chargebomb: (broken hearts)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ too late, shou practically forgets instantly about lalli the moment his target animal pokes its head out from the bushes. ]

There you are.

[ he picks himself off the ground, surprisingly quietly, approaching more discreetly and quietly than expected. he does actually genuinely like animals. ]
lalliho: (i'm a fairy)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[And here Lalli thought he was the destined Disney princess here... He sees enough to go as quiet as possible, still working away at his knots and keeping an eye on the situation. Roll an animal handling check, m'man.]
chargebomb: (there ain't no fear)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he rolls a...

a something or another. animals are smart. the bird is a silly bird, but it might have enough intuition to know this kid is a troublemaker. the chocobo cocks its head, and then sidesteps when shou attempts to reach for it.

it stalks over, feathers bristled and ready to run, towards lalli. ]


Grab it--!
frisyr: (moln)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-06-24 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
But I've never heard zugzwang in English before, I think this game is definitely rigged in your favor!

[ He starts throwing letters down and misspelling them; of course he would, he'd never been good at that at school. ]

And yeah, it's means like air-zone.

[ Which is an extremely odd and specific term but then again, so is zugzwang ]

What's a rendezvous?

[ He's been saying it ren-dez-vuss ]
lalliho: (leave me alone i'm lonely)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[GESTURES ANGRILY AT ALL THESE FUCKIN' KNOTS, WHY DID YOU TIE SO MANY???

okay he can...um... try to take the rest of the net trap and fling it out to try to tangle it in its legs as well?]


Stupid -- Seabiscuit! Pysäyttää!

[seabiscuit doesn't speak finnish, lalli]
posidon: Icon credit to <user name="icontime"> (recolle: wave)

[personal profile] posidon 2017-06-24 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sidon smiles brightly at the other.

Hey man, who is he to judge. That's a cute sheep and his phone screen is set to a goldfish. His goldfish that is great and he loves posting pictures of. It's a good fish and that is a good sheep.
]

Yeah. It's been a bit of an annoyance when you want to access your phone and you have to try and answer pop trivia you aren't, ah what's the word, understanding of. [The word he was looking for is knowledgeable, but close enough.] I learned a lot of new things today from it though!

Cedric.

[He shakes Reynir's hand in an enthusiastic manner. The overeagerness just seems to brighten Cedric's smile.]
chargebomb: (broken hearts)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BECAUSE HE'S A BASTARD, that's why.

the net successfully falls over the bird's legs, however, and it trips and squawks in alarm and comes crashing down on the ground.

possibly right on top of lalli, depending on how unlucky he is. ]
posidon: Icon credit to <user name="icontime"> (recolle: oh...)

[personal profile] posidon 2017-06-24 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I got sob story and dragon. I can't say I have had anything close to a sob story and I wouldn't know where to find a dragon. Much less know what to do with one.

[Maybe he has to find a dragon with a sob story? That still doesn't solve the fact that there's a dragon involved though.] They seem very determined to put us to these jobs. Maybe it's a prank?
posidon: Icon credit to <user name="icontime"> (recolle: starstruck)

[personal profile] posidon 2017-06-24 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! I love it a lot! [He perks up. Look, he just really loves his career. Swimming is great.

The staring doesn't seem to bother him much either.
] Partner? [Oh! Actor. That's pretty neat. He hasn't done any sort of acting before though. Commercials for random products doesn't exactly make one an actor.] I'm not lear-uh taught to be an actor. Wouldn't that be a problem?

[He isn't saying no though if that's what she wants.]
lalliho: (go the fuck to sleep)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[it has more to do with how unlucky I am...why are my rolls so bad... this does not bode well for my other game's event where I'm actually required to roll for this kind of thing.

But speed is Lalli's thing, so even with a roll that isn't great, he can still scuttle just enough out of the way to not make this a repeat of his introduction to Shou. Just...gets his still-tangled legs trapped under it.]


Fuck --

[GIANT BIRD ON HIS STICK LEGS KINDA HURTS, but he can quiet most of his protest into a hiss. Lalli reaches over and grabs a fistful of the chocobo's feathers on reflex to try and keep it in place longer.]

Come here, you clumsy idiot!
chargebomb: (there ain't no fear)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't let go of it--! [ jesus... he's torn between laughing and trying to help. he scrambles to his feet to get over to help lalli while the chocobo makes alarmed warking noises and pecks at them both, trying to get back on its own two feet as well.

tangled in the net as it is, it might succeed but drag lalli with it.

shou tries to wrap his arms around its neck and--either he's trying to wrestle it somehow in some submission lock, or stroke its feathers to try to calm it. actually, it's kind of both. ]
lalliho: (this was clearly a good decision)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Great. While he's doing that, Lalli can slip off his boots to make getting his legs out of the net easier. It's tempting to take one and put it up to Shou's nose so he can suffer for his sins, but Lalli manages to resist... Instead, he's focused on tying Seabiscuit's legs in a way that will restrain them without causing him pain. He can deal with how he's bleeding in multiple places later.]

Do you think these things can fly...?
anguinous: (☼ 11)

[personal profile] anguinous 2017-06-24 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He is not the candycrush or flappybird type, honestly. ]

Something you'd care to share?

[ Whatever motivated the cursing, he means. Or are you just suffering phone envy here? ]
Edited 2017-06-24 20:44 (UTC)
chargebomb: (broken hearts)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, their wings are puny and this guy is pretty heavy--ow, damn it-- [ seabiscuit gives him a particularly hard knock on his skull with its beak. he hopes he's pretty hardheaded, but it hurt. the bird just continues to struggle, feathers ruffling, but at least it can't kick quite as effectively with its legs tied.

it does still try to strike with its beak, though. shou rather awkwardly tries to pat its neck, calm it down a little. ]
Shush, calm down, you idiot. I'm not gonna roast you.

Maybe.
frisyr: (ljus)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-06-24 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, so my mom doesn't understand my grandma's accent and my grandma sometimes doesn't understand my mom, and dad's accent always changes after he talks to grandma, since he's lived in Stockholm so long usually he doesn't speak like that with us, you know?

[ So simple. ]

I mean, it's a small country. Well not that small, it's the biggest in Scandinavia! But there are a lot of dialects, like ah...

I guess like if you don't understand Scottish people sometimes, even if they speak English?

[ Because let's be real, Emil does not understand any Scottish person ]
sakeplz: (Caught With The Booze)

[personal profile] sakeplz 2017-06-24 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He looks horrified.]

Noooooo!

[Look how fast he moves to get a bottle. The fastest you'll ever see him.]
posidon: Icon credit to <user name="icontime"> (recolle: smile!!!)

[personal profile] posidon 2017-06-24 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cedric smiles brightly at her.]

I'm fine! Maybe not so much if you hadn't grabbed me. Running isn't my forte, but I could have probably kept going for a bit.

[He takes another sip from the bottle.]

It's more surprising what just happened more than anything. I wouldn't have expected a boulder while just window shopping.
lalliho: (nah it's all good)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can't stop the small chuff of laughter at Shou getting pecked on the noggin. Serves him right. After that, though, Lalli starts to softly hum and...takes his shirt off?????

Oh, okay, he's approaching from the bird's blind spot and draping it over its head. That's slightly less weird. Slightly. When he speaks, it's a mumble.]


I think putting them in the dark makes them calmer. Don't squish it anywhere, but try not to let it move around enough that it throws it off. And don't be so loud and rude.
chargebomb: (there ain't no fear)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you doing... [ oh, he's putting the shirt over the bird's head.

well, that does make more sense. he just gives lalli an odd look, but tries to pull the fabric down over the bird's eyes more. ]
Yeah, I think you're right. I'm not that loud... [ no, he kind of is. he falls quiet as the bird struggles more, but slowly its feathers start to settle, too.

it still pecks and nips at shou and lalli, but luckily it's now blind and might miss more. ]