okay but francy consider them working at the movie theatre at the box office and arguing with customers about their movie choices/convincing people to see movies because they highly recommend them but they're all terrible choices. just Consider

JOHN IS GOING TO CONGRATULATE HIMSELF WHILE WHEEZE-LAUGHING, AND WHILE HE'S DOUBLED OVER HE WILL WHISPER "BEEP...BEEP...MEOW" AND LOSE HIS SHIT AGAIN. I hate this. I hate their friendship bc he'll think it's totally chill and just funny

save them, maybe