fake it till you make it is relatable as hell....... mary is also super ashamed of her home life and tries to pretend it doesn't exist and only makes superficial friends so CLEARLY we need to throw them together and make them try and make real friends!

she's also easy to rile up and tease so there's that. also will probably get involved in some illegal activity at some point for ur detectiving needs o7

(also "he wants his own nemesis" made me laugh out loud, akechi, why are you the way you are)