[ today, the only weird sight around isn't Zoro with his motorcycle — there's also a woman with bright orange hair, standing under an umbrella that looks very much like an orange (or another orange citrus fruit of your choosing, though she'd loudly correct anyone mistaking it for an actual orange that it's a tangerine, thankyouverymuch), holding it above her head so as to avoid any stray water droplets from falling on her.

when Zoro is done, helmet tucked under his hand, she lowers her camera and directs the most unimpressed look in the world at him. ]

Of course I did!! [ her response takes on a very distinct tone of how dare you even doubt my competence. ] What do you take me for? You're not getting paid unless we get this uploaded ASAP, and if you're not getting paid, I'm not getting paid!!

[ and that would be


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