[ there is a pause, and then a low, soft laugh. sort of pointedly breathy, sort of pointedly right in the guy's face. you don't like his breath, buddy? here, have some more of it. ]

Dunno if you're one to talk about doing something stupid, old man. [ ruiji spares a moment to look him over again — probably only a handful of years older than him, but wearing a suit, so he's likely got a decent job somewhere. yeah, he'll do. ]

Careful... it's been raining a lot lately, yanno? [ he smiles then, and somehow the split in his face only makes those beady eyes of his that much more unsettling. ]

You wouldn't wanna fall and have an accident...