Oh my gosh! Did I forget to tell you?

[ she clears her throat, like she's about to announce a Story. ]

So, a few days ago I decided to drive to the shore because it was a good day out. Perfect beach weather, you know? I went there, had a neat little time, and when I got back to my car there was just sand. Everywhere. It's like someone broke in and just dumped sand into everything as a practical joke. In my engine! In my fuel tank! I had to take it to the shop.